Christmas Jokes

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  1. Will: What’s a good time for Santa to come down the chimney?
    Bill: What?
    Will: Anytime!
  2. What do you call a frozen elf hanging from the ceiling?
    An elfcicle!
  3. Q: What is Claustrophobia?
    A: The fear of Santa Claus.
  4. Tim: Did you know Santa had only eight reindeer last Christmas?
    Jim: Huh?
    Tim: Comet stayed home to clean the sink.
  5. What type of Shoes does Santa wear when he travels on a train?Platforms!
  6. Q: What type of cars do elves drive?
    A: Toy-otas.
  7. Zoey: What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?
    Johnny: I don’t know. What?
    Zoey: A pineapple!
  8. Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?
    Because he had a low “elf” esteem!
  9. Q: Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
    A: It needed to be trimmed.
  10. Moe: What are you going to give your little brother for Christmas this year?
    Joe: I haven’t decided yet.
    Moe: What did you give him last year?
    Joe: The measles.
  11. What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
    A Holly Davidson!
  12. Q: What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?
    A: Santa paws!!!
  13. Pedro: What has a jolly laugh, brings you presents and scratches up your furniture?
    Ordep: Beats me. What?
    Pedro: Santa Claws.
    Happy Christmas
  14. What do you call Father Christmas in the beach?
    Sandy Clause!
  15. Q: What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?
    A: Silent night!
  16. Santa: Knock, knock.
    Elf: Who’s there?
    Santa: Olive.
    Elf: Olive, who?
    Santa: Olive the other reindeer.
  17. What did the sea Say to Santa?
    Nothing! It just waved!
  18. Q: What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?
    A: Ice cream.
  19. Joe: What nationality is Santa Claus?
    Moe: What?
    Joe: North Polish.
  20. What says Oh Oh Oh?
    Santa walking backwards!
  21. Q: Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?
    A: Because he is so cool!
  22. Amanda: What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?
    Robert: What?
    Amanda: One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.
  23. Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
    Elf-is Presley!
  24. Q.Which reindeer likes to clean?
  25. Trey: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
    Brandon: I give up.
    Trey: Frostbite

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